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i actually hate the temperament test, it’s like

are you sad? even a little? melancholic! your entire personality is your depression!

are you a choleric? that means you’re never polite about anything, and phrase everything as a command!

oh, and don’t forget - you can’t be a sanguine unless you’re happy all the time!

also phlegmatics apparently can’t be passionate about anything because their only concern is peace!

wow, amazing type theory! thanks temperament test!